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Computer problems? Have you
checked the loose nut in front of the keyboard?
The trouble with political
jokes is - they get elected.
Sometimes you're the bug, and
sometimes you're the windshield.
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Beatrice Arthur - Bernice Frankel
Ed Asner - Yitzak Edward Asner
Unusual Place Names
- Accident, Maryland; Uncertain, Texas; Decoy, Kentucky
Unusual Phobias -
Clinophobia- Going to bed; Pogonophobia- Beards
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
There are 293
ways to make change for a dollar. |
