Have you checked the loose nut in front of the keyboard?
The trouble with
political jokes is - they get elected.
the bug, and sometimes you're the windshield.
Beatrice Arthur - Bernice
Frankel Ed Asner - Yitzak Edward Asner
Place Names - Accident, Maryland; Uncertain, Texas; Decoy,
Unusual Phobias -
Clinophobia- Going to bed;
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
293 ways to make change for a dollar.